Friday, October 8, 2010

Bath time "joys"

Just the other night I had about 20 minutes before I had to get the boys to bed so I decided I would take my People magazine and soak in a hot bubble bath. About 5 minutes into my "calgon take me away" moment Nick comes knocking at the door and from that point on the conversation goes like this:
Nick: "Mom, let me in, I have to poop."
Me: "Nick, we have two other bathrooms, go use another one."
Nick: "But Mom, I have to go."
Me: "Nick, too bad, go to another bathroom, I'm taking a bath and I'm naked."
Nick: "Dad, I have to use another bathroom, Mom is naked and she has her boobs out in the tub."